Sorry Mom! But I don't think anyone reads my blog anyway. I still think I need to purchase this collection. You just never know when you"ll need that last minute "suck it up crybaby" birthday card or just to tell someone "fucking thanks." You can purchase them here. You know I fucking will!
A lot of language around the world and throughout history has been very detrimental to left-handers, whether it is the names we are called or the words that are used to mean "left-handed".
|Buck-fisted ||Gar-pawed ||Left-kelly |
|Cack-handed ||Gibble-fisted ||Left-plug |
|Caggy ||Golly-handed ||Scoochy |
|Clicky ||Kay-neived ||Scrammy-handed |
|Corrie-fisted ||Keck-fisted ||Skiffle-handed |
|Cow-pawed ||Keggy-handed ||South-paw |
|Cuddy-wifter ||Kerry ||Spuddy-handed |
|Dolly-pawed ||Kittaghy ||Squiffy|
Sayings where the word "left" does not fit
|Might is left-handed ||Wait for Mr Left to come along ||The divine left of Kings |
|His heart is in the left place ||He's not in his left mind ||It will all come left in the end|