3/26/2009

The Fucking Card Collection



Sorry Mom! But I don't think anyone reads my blog anyway. I still think I need to purchase this collection. You just never know when you"ll need that last minute "suck it up crybaby" birthday card or just to tell someone "fucking thanks." You can purchase them here. You know I fucking will!

3/22/2009

Left-Handed Language

A lot of language around the world and throughout history has been very detrimental to left-handers, whether it is the names we are called or the words that are used to mean "left-handed".
Buck-fisted
Gar-pawed
Left-kelly
Cack-handed
Gibble-fisted
Left-plug
Caggy
Golly-handed
Scoochy
Clicky
Kay-neived
Scrammy-handed
Corrie-fisted
Keck-fisted
Skiffle-handed
Cow-pawed
Keggy-handed
South-paw
Cuddy-wifter
Kerry
Spuddy-handed
Dolly-pawed
Kittaghy
Squiffy



Sayings where the word "left" does not fit

Might is left-handed
Wait for Mr Left to come along
The divine left of Kings
His heart is in the left place
He's not in his left mind
It will all come left in the end
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