I will collect during the day and I will even collect at night. I've collected cardboard everyday for the past 10 years now.
I've been known to spend every last dime I have on cardboard.
My days consists of obsessing over my next baseball card purchase.
I often find myself endlessly searching for a parking spot at Wal-mart or Target just so I can have another fix.
One night I found myself in a shady motel room playing Indian Poker with other cardboard junkies. We all had cards stuck to our foreheads and didn't even care what we were trading away.
I new I hit rock bottom when I was willing to trade anything for a 1995 Pinnacle Manny Ramirez SM.
This is when I realized I probably need help.
DISCLAIMER: The views and comments made here were made in a cardboard induced state of mind.